I Am NOT Saying Trump Is Gay, But ...

Over the years, our Idiot In Chief has had a series of "bits" that he likes to keep in regular rotation during his podium time. Shit like Fake News, windmills, toilets that won't flush, sharks vs. electric boats, his brilliant respelling of democrat to dumocrat (who knew there was a "b" in the word dumb?).

Now there's a new one that's become his main event. These days he can't stop lusting after men.

We all know our dear president is old as fuck, and likely demented as all get out. And there's a neurological phenomenon called sexual disinhibition that can can occur in people with dementia. It impairs the brain's regulation of social behavior, judgment, and impulse control and can lead to inappropriate sexual remarks, unsolicited touching, fixation on people's bodies, and reduced awareness of social boundaries.

But maybe all that does is just let out what's been in there all this time? Sure, he's been denying it for years. In a 2004 The Apprentice event, after Trump mentioned how good looking some of the male contestants were, he added: “Men, as you have heard over the years, are not my thing.” OK, buddy. Whatever you say.

So listen, I'm NOT saying Trump is gay, but now that the filter has fallen completely off, the evidence sure is piling up, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Note- Check out Oct. 2026. Shit gets WILD:

• November 23, 2017 — Coast Guard servicemen: While visiting Coast Guard personnel at Station Lake Worth Inlet in Florida on Thanksgiving, Trump spotted a particularly muscular serviceman and exclaimed, “Look at the muscles on this guy.” He wondered whether he could beat the man in an arm-wrestling contest, decided he would probably lose, then surveyed the other servicemen and marveled at how physically fit they were.
• July 12, 2019 — F-35 fighter pilot: During remarks at Derco Aerospace in Milwaukee, Trump recalled meeting a military pilot who looked like he'd come straight from Hollywood. “He looked like Tom Cruise, but maybe better,” Trump said, adding that the pilot was taller and stronger.
• October 13, 2020 — Pennsylvania rally attendee: While joking about kissing people after recovering from COVID, Trump spotted a male attendee, called him handsome, and said he’d kiss him too, though “not ... with a lot of enjoyment.”
• February 24, 2024 — Military pilots: Trump called pilots he had flown with the “best-looking human beings” he had ever seen, described them as handsome and “central casting,” then inserted “Not my thing.”
• October 19, 2024 — Arnold Palmer: Trump called Palmer “all man,” praised his masculinity, then told a shower-room story in which other golfers supposedly reacted in amazement to seeing Palmer naked — an unmistakable joke about the size of Palmer’s penis.
• November 4, 2024 — Muscular men at Pittsburgh rally: Trump pointed out men with “big muscles,” said “it’s not my thing,” and then called them “really beautiful.”
• July 31, 2025 — Harrison Butker: Trump called the Chiefs kicker handsome, paused to note it was “usually not my thing,” then called him a “good-looking sucker.”
• December 14, 2025 — Bryson DeChambeau: Trump talked about DeChambeau’s physique and said that if you “rip off the jacket,” you could see how muscular he was, before joking that they didn’t need to start ripping jackets off.
• February 19, 2026 — Paraguayan President Santiago Peña: Trump called Peña a “young, handsome guy,” then volunteered: “I don’t like young handsome men. Women, I like. Men, no, I don’t have any interest.”
• March 5, 2026 — Inter Miami players: Trump repeatedly commented on how good-looking the team was, told Marco Rubio he didn’t like good-looking men, and asked whether the team had any bad-looking players.
• April 11, 2026 — UFC fighter Paulo Costa: Trump called Costa a “beautiful guy,” said he could be a model and was “too good looking to be a fighter,” while physically patting/slapping him during the exchange.
• April 26, 2026 — Law-enforcement officers: During a 60 Minutes interview, Trump described responding officers as strong and “really attractive.”
• May 11, 2026 — Indiana football player: Trump stopped to comment that the player was good-looking, then declared, “I don’t like good looking men at all.”
• May 20, 2026 — Coast Guard cadet Thomas Rhodes: After saying “I hate good-looking men,” Trump learned Rhodes had exceptional fitness scores, told him to come up so Trump could “check him out,” reacted “Whoa. Wow,” admired his muscles, touched his shoulder, and compared his body to a rock.
• May–June 2026 — Giants QB Jaxson Dart: Trump openly said “I’m looking at the legs,” called Dart beautiful, compared his legs to tree trunks, later said he wished he looked like him, and asked whether Dart was a “male model.”
• June 5, 2026 — Former NFL player Joe Thomas: Trump spotted Thomas in the crowd and called him “one hell of a specimen” and a “physical specimen,” compared their sizes, and said, “That’s what I like.”
• October 1, 2026 — Male Oklahoma supporters: Trump repeatedly called several men “big, strong, handsome Oklahoma studs,” said he loved them, talked about giving them “a big kiss,” then insisted he was “not…at all physically attracted to them” before calling them handsome again.
• October 12, 2026 — Sen. Jon Husted: Trump said, “I don’t do this with men very often,” then explained that he started “examining his body,” looked him up and down, “looked at his ass,” inspected his hands, admired his jawline, and said, “I never studied him and now I study him.”
• October 14, 2026 — The emir of Qatar, Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani: At a Bullhead City, Arizona, rally, Trump reminisced about negotiating the transfer of a Boeing 747 for presidential use and described the Qatari leader as a "young, handsome guy."
• October 15, 2026 — Newsmax host Rob Finnerty and Air Force pilots: During a White House interview about UFOs, Trump told Finnerty that the pilots he'd interviewed looked almost as good as the host. Then he suggested some might be even better-looking before calling the pilots handsome, beautiful, and "central casting" material.
• October 16, 2026 — White House soldiers: At the Georgia rally, Trump described encountering a handsome soldier on his return to the White House. He declared that his administration was now allowed to have "big, strong, handsome soldiers," repeatedly praised their appearance, and joked that being surrounded by such men was among the perks of the presidency.
• October 16, 2026 — Greg Dolezal: Later at that Georgia rally, Trump introduced the Republican lieutenant-governor candidate by repeatedly remarking that he was a "good-looking guy." He then suggested politicians were no longer allowed to say such things about women or men.
• October 16, 2026 — Mike Collins and Rick Jackson: At a rally in Dalton, Georgia, Trump compared the physical attractiveness of Senate candidates Jon Ossoff and Mike Collins, calling Collins a "good-looking man" and emphasizing that he was "all man." He then turned to gubernatorial candidate Rick Jackson, calling him a "very handsome, distinguished, beautiful-looking guy."
• October 16, 2026 — Former NFL player Todd Gurley: At the same Georgia rally, Trump spotted Gurley in the crowd and immediately called him a "handsome guy." After bringing him onto the stage, he repeatedly commented that Gurley looked good and appeared physically capable of continuing his football career.
• October 17, 2026 — Ed Gallrein: During a rally in Highland Heights, Kentucky, Trump praised the Republican House candidate and former Navy SEAL's appearance: "Look at this beautiful guy." He also described Gallrein as "central casting," invoking the movie-star appearance he frequently admires in military men.
• October 17, 2026 — Jon Husted, ROUND TWO: At the Kentucky rally, Trump returned to his previous description of examining Husted's ass. He repeated the inspection of his shoulders, feet, hands, and jawline, added an imaginary scenario involving Husted fighting someone in a bar, and recalled patting his supposedly steel-hard shoulder. Yes. He told the ass story again, in another state.
• October 17–21, 2026 — The beautiful four-star generals: Trump repeatedly described three generals who had visited the Oval Office as extraordinarily attractive. In Kentucky on October 17, he compared them favorably with movie actors. In Kansas on October 19, he called them handsome and beautiful. In South Carolina on October 21, he again called them beautiful, compared them with movie stars, and described them as big and good-looking.
• October 19, 2026 — A male MAGA supporter: During the Kansas rally, Trump recalled a fight between a supporter and another attendee, gratuitously describing the victorious supporter as a tough, "good-looking guy."
• October 19, 2026 — Ted Nugent's son: After praising Nugent at the Kansas rally, Trump turned his attention to Nugent's son, repeatedly calling him beautiful-looking. Another candidate for the presidential hotness ledger.
• October 20, 2026 — Jon Husted, ROUND THREE: This is the big fucking one. At a rally in Greenville, North Carolina, Trump launched into his third detailed public account of inspecting Husted's anatomy. He insisted that studying a man's body had never been his thing, then offered yet another assessment of Husted's ass, legs, feet, and shoulders. His description of Husted's backside had evolved into "a pile of muscle."
• October 21, 2026 — Darline Graham's husband: At his South Carolina rally, Trump singled out the Republican Senate candidate's husband, calling him a "very handsome husband" and repeating that he was good-looking. This one is mild, but yet another unnecessary male appearance assessment.